Arden Lowell

Arden Lowell files quiet dispatches from loud borders. He counts the power outages, the checkpoints, and the number of ways a rumor becomes policy.

Avery Keane

Avery Keane tracks markets like a hawk that bought the dip too early. She translates earnings jargon into plain English and keeps a spreadsheet titled ‘Lessons Paid in Cash.’

Casey Mercer

Casey Mercer reverse-engineers papers with a ruler and a roll of duct tape. His favorite control group is ‘the cat,’ which sadly refuses to sign the consent form.

Drew Greer

Drew Greer reviews trailers like court cases and movies like alibis. He maintains an index of meaningful dog cameos and awards points for tasteful chaos.

Micah Rowe

Micah Rowe reads 10-Ks for sport and side-eyes ‘adjusted’ anything. His newsletter predicts tomorrow’s mea culpas with admirable, painful accuracy.

Morgan Blake

Morgan Blake profiles apps the morning after their launch hangover. She chases benchmarks, not vibes, and keeps a bug jar for product roadmaps.

Parker Monroe

Parker Monroe calls plays like weather reports—percent chance of chaos. He times momentum with a stopwatch and a raised eyebrow at hot takes.

Peyton Steele

Peyton Steele reports from transit lounges where alliances shift and Wi-Fi blinks. He maps power by counting who controls the last functioning coffee machine.

Remy Brooks

Remy Brooks covers games with split-second replays and mile-long concession lines. He invented ‘Nachos Above Replacement’ and will defend it at midfield.

Riley Sloane

Riley Sloane judges films by the ratio of plot to popcorn. She interviews ushers for the real third-act reactions and trusts the broom more than the buzz.

Rowan Archer

Rowan Archer debunks wellness fads between long walks and longer nap schedules. She files with citations, snacks, and an unreasonable amount of hand sanitizer.

Sage Hale

Sage Hale audits health claims like tax returns. She prefers randomized trials, cold water, and reminding people that sleep is not a personality.

Sawyer Bailey

Sawyer Bailey explains breakthroughs using spoons, string, and suspiciously neat diagrams. His lab motto: measure twice, peer-review thrice.

Skyler Vaughn

Skyler Vaughn translates hype into patch notes. She once tried to put a blockchain in a grocery list and now owes gas fees to Tuesday.