The Daily Churn

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Drew Greer

Drew Greer

Drew Greer covers entertainment with the respect of a courtroom and the memory of a longtime usher. He watches the business behind the spectacle, the edits inside the trailer, and the audience as the final co‑author. His reviews are sharp without shouting, with a dry note saved for franchises that mistake volume for plot.

Articles by Drew Greer

Justin Bieber in a sequined jumpsuit piloting a gold golf cart through palm trees as money-shaped confetti rains down at sunset.

Bieber Scores Coachella Millions, Also the Festival’s Actual Driver’s Seat

Coachella reportedly gave Justin Bieber a seven-figure check and the steering wheel, because control is cheaper than shade.

by Drew Greer

Jenna Ortega on the Emmys red carpet, wearing an architectural jewel top, lights reflecting, security hovering, reporters stunned, audience phones raised like worshipers at a glittering shrine.

Jenna Ortega Debuts Economy-Sized Diamond Wi‑Fi At Emmys, Signals Full Bars

In tonight’s episode of Red Carpet Physics, Jenna Ortega wore the budget of a small principality and somehow paid less in taxes than a sweater.

by Drew Greer