The Daily Churn

We Churn. You Believe.

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Drew Greer

Drew Greer

Drew Greer covers entertainment with the respect of a courtroom and the memory of a longtime usher. He watches the business behind the spectacle, the edits inside the trailer, and the audience as the final co‑author. His reviews are sharp without shouting, with a dry note saved for franchises that mistake volume for plot.

Articles by Drew Greer

A blacked-out page labeled 'Prime Minister,' a fountain pen sweating, and a courtroom bench pretending not to hear.

Well-Known Prime Minister Identified As Redaction With a Chauffeur

A posthumous memoir allegedly names a 'well-known Prime Minister,' and every publicist suddenly discovered selective amnesia and full-body swivel.

by Drew Greer

Taylor in rhinestone showgirl regalia, bestriding a calculator-shaped stage; confetti forms the number 15.

Taylor Swift’s 15th No. 1 Forces Billboard To Add Feather Boa Column

America briefly pauses rotating to applaud as Swift turns another chart into a catwalk with legal counsel.

by Drew Greer