In a development so mundane it could pass for a new coffee flavor, Travis Kelce says dating Taylor Swift still feels normal.

We are just two people that are in love, the Chiefs tight end declared, implying that romance has somehow escaped the notice of the space-time continuum.

Observers shrugged with a universal reaction: yep, that seems about right, which is exactly what you want when romance enters its most watched chapter since the last season finale.

Camera crews reportedly downgraded from 8K drones to two friends with iPhones, because nothing dramatic is happening beyond two people holding hands in a parking lot.

Merch teams quickly launched lines of normal couple goods, including tees that read in love not in hype and tote bags that say please don’t freak out.

NFL officials insisted this is not a publicity stunt, though they admit the league’s vendors have never sold so many gluten-free cupcakes at 1 p.m.

Swift’s camp described the romance as a brand extension—Taylor Swift: The Normal Edition—now available for stadium tours and family reunions.

Fans treat every casual wave as evidence of true love, turning a simple nod into a national headline and a statistic for the romance charts.

Marketing analysts warn that if the romance stays boringly normal, dating apps may roll out a no drama filter with a premium price tag.

Local restaurants near the arena have started offering romance approved menus, featuring bread baskets, shared fries, and a dessert called still just two people.

Civics teachers report that students are asking if love can be measured on a scale from 1 to 10 for normalcy, prompting a lesson about how public perception shapes reality.

Sports commentators predict the Kelce-Swift partnership could become the most successful cross-promotional juggernaut since stadium nachos, with a soundtrack to match.

Publicists remind the world that both grown adults are consenting and that romance, like the weather, is something you can discuss but not control.

For now, the world can rest easy knowing that as long as two people are in love, normalcy endures—one headline, one halftime show, one playlist at a time.