BOSTON — Health officials declared that peak time for the West Nile virus is officially high in 10 Massachusetts communities, a revelation they described with the enthusiasm typically reserved for snow days and unemployment benefits.

The list of towns reads like a regional road trip for industrious mosquitoes, who plan to swoop in at dusk, sample a few backyard barbecues, and file a report with the bug union.

Experts say this isn’t a drill, rip-roaring weather event, or a public service announcement you can ignore. It’s a seasonal performance art piece starring tiny wings and questionable life choices.

Public health officials urged residents to dress in long sleeves, apply repellent, and consider installing a defensive moat around their patio furniture, preferably one that does not require a mortgage.

In response, residents took the news with the grace of someone who just discovered the HOA has decided to hold a meeting about hedge height during supper time.

One local official quipped that the mosquitoes are “on the clock,” and that overtime pay will come in the form of itchy welts and unsolicited life advice about standing water.

The 10-community list spans suburban cul-de-sacs and city blocks alike, proving that no zip code is safe when tiny freeloaders with wings are involved.

City and town leaders announced joint memoranda of understanding with the manufacturers of bug spray, promising better coverage than a political campaign pledge.

Residents have responded with a surprising mix of humor and existential dread, some staging brief stand-up sets for the mosquitoes, others practicing interpretive dance to “Block the Bite.”

Health experts emphasized that while West Nile is not a new threat, the timing is, like a smartwatch that vibrates at 2 a.m. to tell you to buy more batteries.

The public is advised to remove standing water, seal up containers, and perhaps invite the insects to a town hall meeting about civic engagement—though the mosquitoes may decline attendance and RSVP via marble-sized bites.

Officials also reminded that if symptoms appear—fever, headache, or a sudden desire to blame your neighbor’s sprinklers—people should seek medical attention promptly, before the mosquitoes unionize.

As the sun sets on another mosquito-heavy day, residents are left with a simple choice: spray, swat, or become a live-action warning sign for backyard health practices.

Bottom line: enjoy the outdoors, but do not forget to defend your skin with SPF and bug spray, because in peak West Nile season, backyard bliss comes with a complimentary buzz and a side of itchy regrets.