Scientists Announce Warp Drive Is Now Possible—And They're Taking Reservations.
In a press conference that felt suspiciously like a campus coffee hour, scientists declared warp travel finally exists.
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Astronomers spot something totally new in space, promptly declare it the universe's latest mystery and call for a press conference
In a discovery so fresh it still smells of stardust, astronomers unveil a cosmic newcomer that demands a press briefing, a grant proposal, and the occasional existential crisis.
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