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four astronauts mid-checklist, pens Velcroed to wrists, Earth shrinking in window like a dismissed tab.

Artemis II Crew Describes First Hours Like Speed-Dating With Gravity

NASA’s moonbound quartet recalls lift-off as a polite mugging by physics with confetti made of checklists.

by Sawyer Bailey

Astronaut gestures at a floating, sealed sample bag glowing cartoonishly green, while Earth’s curve hangs smugly in the window.

Chinese Space Station Accidentally Invents New Bacteria, Crew Requests Plot Armor

Orbit just got its first startup: an unknown microbe pivoted mid-flight and launched a franchise.

by Casey Mercer