Study Finds Dinosaurs Thriving Right Up Until Sky Threw a Rock
Science confirms dinosaurs were living their best lives moments before space delivered a strongly worded boulder.
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Texas Deploys Robot Telescope Army; Stars File For Witness Protection
In a bold plan to make space personal, Texas built a robot army that stares politely at infinity until infinity gets uncomfortable.
AI Spills Tea on Milky Way’s Monster Black Hole, Universe Requests Manager
Scientists Admit Moon Keeps Leaving Its Lights On To Spite Us
Interstellar Rock Ghosts Earth, Books Hotter-Than-Sun Date With Sun
What Happened to Webb’s Little Red Dots? They Lawyered Up.
Scientists Debunk Chicago Rat Hole, City Demands Refund From Nature
Scientists Freeze Water at Room Temperature, Humidity Files Workplace Grievance
SpaceX Casually Parks 400-Foot Thermos on Pad, Goes to Eleven
Asteroid Photobombs Antarctica, Asks Earth To 'Tag Me, Cowards'
Oldest Human Structure Found; Pyramids Suddenly Feeling Like Starter Homes
Stealth Asteroid Buzzes Earth; Astronomers Notice After Coffee Break
Scientists Identify 50 Worst Space Hoarders, Plan Cosmic Yard Sale
Artemis II Crew Describes First Hours Like Speed-Dating With Gravity
Chinese Space Station Accidentally Invents New Bacteria, Crew Requests Plot Armor
World's Most Sensitive Detector Tightens Net, Finds Only Its Own Feelings
Dwarf Planet Admits It Has Gas, Scientists Pretend Not To Giggle
NASA Extends Dream Chaser Contract, Promises Rocket Will Chase Dreams, Not Budgets
Scientists Teach Lasers to Gossip About Earthquakes, Internet Cables Panic
Sun Wakes Up, Immediately Prank-Calls Earth’s Wi-Fi