A rogue space hurricane roared over the North Pole on one of the sun’s quietest days, prompting scientists to admit their weather apps are now asking for vacation days too.

According to astronomers, the storm formed from a whirl of charged particles that showed up uninvited when the sun pressed snooze on its solar duty, leaving space weather to throw a loud, glittering party.

Polar bears reportedly strapped on sunglasses and read star charts, while scientists scrambled to explain that what looks like a cosmic tantrum is just the universe showing off its interpretive dance routine.

Satellites winked and streamed data that looked less like weather and more like a dramatic soap opera in orbit, complete with plot twists, dramatic pauses, and a cliffhanger ending for the next solar cycle.

Forecasters tried to name the storm with cheerful marketing, dubbing it a space hurricane, proof that meteorology now includes pop-up branding, influencer headlines, and a very confused wind.

Experts cautioned that this is what you get when the sun takes a day off and the solar wind decides to crash the party, bringing auroras, radio blackouts, and a screaming sense of fashion.

Officials admitted that even on a quiet sun day they were not prepared for the North Pole to develop an existential crisis at 2 a.m. local time, courtesy of a psychedelic plasma swirl.

Conspiracy theories appeared online about whether the storm was a cosmic prank by space weather gods, or simply the universe trolling us with a cosmic rerun of last year’s playlist.

Markets barely blinked, fashion magazines cheered for dramatic scarves and shimmering igloos, and climate scientists reminded everyone that space weather is still weather, just with better lighting.

With the storm’s arrival, sunscreen brands offered emergency coupons, while wind-resistant parkas reported a surge in demand for I Survived a Space Hurricane mugs.

NASA pressed a button and claimed the storm was within historical norms while privately wondering if the next solar flap would make its own reality TV show.

The space hurricane eventually drifted away like a celebrity leaving a red carpet, leaving scientists to file the episode under we will explain it on the next press briefing and the North Pole residents to return to normal weather, probably.