In a move that has the internet shouting into its own fanboy chorus, Hollow Knight: Silksong on Switch 2 allegedly runs with the grace of a caffeinated swan. Reporters describe a frame rate so polite it takes your order at a cafe before you even blink.

Nintendo Life—likely the calm, contented monk of gaming sites—claims the game delivers buttery smooth performance on Switch 2, a claim that would make even butter jealous. Meanwhile speedrunners are training to perform perfectly timed slow claps in celebration.

Developers insist it’s not magic, just a healthy helping of optimizations and the kind of RAM management that would make a librarian swoon.

Choruses of fans crowded around demo kiosks, clutching their Switch 2 consoles like sacred relics, as if the silk threads themselves could stitch victory.

Cosmetic marketing promises a ‘silk-slick’ experience that apparently doubles as a life coach. The press materials remind players that ‘butter’ is not a food group, but a state of frame.

Meanwhile, comparisons to other handhelds are politely ignored by both sides, like polite cats refusing tuna.

Analysts note that on Switch 2, even cutscenes are HDR-tinged silk, or so they claim; the rest of us simply nod and pretend we understand.

Onlookers collapse into an ‘ergonomic gaming chair’ as the demo hits a buttery 60 frames per second, an image so iconic it has already spawned a series of murals.

One overwhelmed influencer declares that with a ‘wireless pro controller’ in hand, combat choreography becomes a spa day, complete with aromatherapy and applause.

Publishers are now offering launch-day advice: hydrate, inhale, exhale before the silk scroll finally loads.

Rival rumors claim the game might come to a different platform, but the internet politely tells them to sit down and enjoy the silk.

Art direction remains candlelit, moody, and oddly comforting; it turns every corridor into a velvet hallway of good vibes.

Fans debate whether 30 dollars for a digital upgrade is a blessing or a gentle con; most agree it buys a lifetime supply of hype.

Developers laugh nervously at the idea of a survival-gear DLC, because apparently silk threads are a power source.

Media outlets try to measure the impact of buttery performance on gaming culture, concluding it’s likely to generate several new adjectives.

To some, the game’s performance is proof that even a knight can glide through life with ease—until a boss fight reminds you to dodge.

The Silk Church of Flowstate has convened, declaring Switch 2 the temple of frugal, frictionless joy.

Meanwhile, PC elitists sigh and code in their basements while secretly rehearsing their tiny, tasteful fan edits.

Hollow Knight’s makers remind us that speed and beauty are not enemies, but roommates who never pick up after themselves.

Reality check: it’s still a video game, but it’s the most courteous one you’ll meet this year.

Or maybe it’s just a marketing win dressed in silk and a smile; either way, applause is loud, and the butter keeps flowing.

End of article: the world keeps turning as the Switch 2 tilts toward the horizon and Hollow Knight bows.