In a discovery that sounds suspiciously like a glossy startup pitch, researchers announced that indoor solar cells using perovskite tech can deliver six times more energy than their dusty, fluorescent cousins.

The claim, released with the enthusiasm of a product launch, says sixfold energy gains occur in indoor lighting environments, not under sunbeams sneaking through blinds.

Perovskite, a material with the charisma of couture and the reliability of a magician’s hat, is apparently the secret sauce.

In practical terms, the boost applies to rooms lit by electric bulbs, which means your desk lamp might finally power your email drafts.

Companies are reportedly planning to replace boring ceiling tiles with ‘power-harvesting’ panels that politely bow to every monitor glow.

One senior engineer compared the leap to upgrading from a bicycle to a rocket—if the rocket ran on LED lamps.

Industry analysts say this won’t power a car or a kitchen oven, but it could render your office printer heroic.

Investors are buzzing about a new revenue stream called ‘desk-ware’ where every lamp becomes a tiny power plant.

Scientists caution that perovskite still hates humidity and coffee spills, which is exactly how most of us ruin tech.

The press briefing was held in a conference room decorated with inspirational whiteboards and tragically optimistic snack choices.

If the energy gains hold, meetings might last longer because attendees experience an unusual surge of productivity fueled by fluorescent optimism.

Meanwhile, experts remind everyone not to confuse this with a license to power your toaster, which remains stubbornly outside the indoor grid.

In the end, the real beneficiary may be the humble desk plant, which finally gets to bask in a convincing sun-show and grow a little taller to sniff the office air.