Entertainment
Charlie Sheen Gets Sober; Daughter Accidentally Becomes America’s Life Coach
Oslo Trilogy Shocks Nation With Polite, Consent-Based Pandemonium
Dakota Johnson Wears Dress So Transparent, Even NDA Couldn’t Sign It
Court Declares Wall Too Honest, Orders Banksy Removed
Kate McKinnon’s Tongue Declares Independence, Unveils World Atlas of Weird
Versace Conducts State Funeral For Elegance; Armani Takes Final Bow
Nation Told to Watch 11 Things Before Monday or Face Spoilers
Conjuring Sequel Performs $65M Exorcism On Box Office, Demands a Tip
‘Forrest Gump’ Star Exits U.S., Cites Nation’s Descent Into Premium Dumpster Fire
Woody Allen Applauds Trump’s Acting: “He Nailed Playing Trump”
Fall 2025 Movies Promise to Cure Boredom, Invent New Kind of Boredom
The Rock Sobs; Venice Claps Long Enough to Age a Parmesan
Experts: Millie Bobby Brown Might Make Gen Z Adopt Literally Anything
Golden Globe Winner Escapes U.S., Declares Nation a Full-Season S—tshow
Hayley Williams Drops Ego Death Between Bridesmaids, Cupcakes, and Existential Glitter
Twilight Marathon Returns; Nation Braces For 10 Hours Of Sparkly Eye Contact
Crumbl Co-Founder Comes Out, Cookies Identify as Fabulous and Fully Baked
Venice Red Carpet Declares State of Glam, Gondolas Request Overtime
Venice Film Fest Unveils Red Carpet, Monsters Bring Plus-Ones And PR Teams
Taylor Swift Engaged; Travis Kelce Trades Playbook For Vows, League Reviews Confetti