The Daily Churn

We Churn. You Believe.

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Micah Rowe

Micah Rowe

Micah Rowe reports on business by reading what most people promise to read later. He works through filings, call transcripts, and footnotes until the story shows its math. The tone is steady, the conclusions are earned, and on certain Fridays he allows himself a single, merciful joke about ‘one‑time charges’ that keep in touch.

Articles by Micah Rowe

A broker in a life jacket hugging a laptop labeled AI, surrounded by bubbles called Valuation, Synergy, and Pivot, smiling bravely as everything sparkles like a doomed champagne tower.

Five Bubble-Proof Tech Stocks For When AI Trips On Its Own Cord

Analysts unveil stocks so bubble-resistant they come with a squeegee for your optimism.

by Micah Rowe

Courtroom scene with executives in suits, exhaust pipes as neckties, and a judge holding a tailpipe like a gavel, smoke forming a halo of legalese.

Five Carmakers Plead Not Guilty, Blame Emissions on Gravity and Feelings

In a courtroom scented like a premium dealership, five carmakers argued their exhaust was just really enthusiastic air.

by Micah Rowe