Top AI Wizards Flee Tech Giants, Launch Company With Fewer Meetings
In a daring act of corporate parkour, elite AI minds left three motherships to found a leaner ark with more equity and fewer slides titled Roadmap.
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A leading expert says investors are staring at bubbles while AI slams the gas and steals their lunch.
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