Health
Limb-Lengthening Goes Viral; Algorithm Demands Heels, Ladder, And a Growth Chart
Nation Experiences Cartoon Medical Emergency; Anvils Prescribed, Honking Nose Optional
Washington Solves Vaccine Confusion By Declaring Everyone Human, Including Houseplants
Study Finds Dementia Risk Drops When Humans Use Their Ears On Purpose
Measles Announces Mesa County Pop-Up Tour, No Cover, Two-Drink Minimum
New 'Camo-Core' Workout Promises Abs, Delivers Character-Building Hospital Co-Pays
Study Finds Kids Get ADHD Meds Faster Than Juice Boxes
Covid Hits Annual High; Humanity Googles Common Sense Like It’s New
Common Sore Throat Now Hiring Itself As Your Child’s Brain Electrician
CDC Replaces Food Poisoning Tracking With Vibes, Ouija, And Shrug Emoji
Minnesota Issues West Nile Alert; Mosquitoes Deny Involvement, Hire Lawyers
Doctors Say Parkinson’s ‘Preventable,’ Caveats Arrive By Freight Train
Genetics Bad, Kale Mad: Diet Drop-Kicks Alzheimer’s Risk
Texas Hosts Measles Reunion; CDC Told to Wait in Parking Lot
Glamorous 22-Year-Old Lawyer Dies After Routine Procedure; Public Health Demands Trials
Cardiologists Urge Seniors to Eat More of This High-Fiber Food
Five Things That Don’t Mix With Diabetes Meds (Spoiler: Not Ice Cream)
New BP Plan: Breathe, Sit, and Pretend Your Blood Pressure Is a Hint.
22-year-old law grad dies after CT scan allergy; family memorializes a vibrant daughter.
Alzheimer's Researcher Devises Perfect Brain-Health Duo: Pill and Mantra