The Daily Churn

We Churn. You Believe.

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Avery Keane

Avery Keane

Avery Keane covers business with a working knowledge of balance sheets and the human mood swings behind them. She translates earnings calls into sentences, follows incentives to their ledgers, and treats ‘adjusted’ numbers with the patience they deserve. Her reporting is sober, unhurried, and not above a raised eyebrow when a miracle arrives quarter after quarter.

Articles by Avery Keane

AI researchers in hoodies stride from glowing campuses carrying ferns, whiteboards, and a suspiciously sentient espresso machine with a badge.

Top AI Wizards Flee Tech Giants, Launch Company With Fewer Meetings

In a daring act of corporate parkour, elite AI minds left three motherships to found a leaner ark with more equity and fewer slides titled Roadmap.

by Avery Keane

A wallet wearing running shoes chased by receipts, while a chart climbs sheepishly in the background.

Economy Says Income Up, Wallet Still Hiding Under Couch

America earned slightly more and immediately spent it like a raccoon at a glitter buffet.

by Avery Keane