The Daily Churn

We Churn. You Believe.

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Riley Sloane

Riley Sloane

Riley Sloane covers entertainment where stories meet schedules and budgets meet belief. She listens to audiences, watches the edit as closely as the ending, and treats hype as a source to be verified. The writing favors clarity over clapbacks, with a subtle wink reserved for franchises that promise ‘new directions’ to very familiar places.

Articles by Riley Sloane

Empty Las Vegas stage lit by rhinestone spotlight, a lone mic stand wearing a cowboy hat, waiting for Dolly Parton.

Dolly Parton Pauses Vegas; Rhinestones File For Unemployment

Dolly Parton postponed her Vegas run for health reasons, and even the slot machines sent flowers.

by Riley Sloane

Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter stare optimistically at an invisible horizon under a lonely tree, bowler hats in hand, as existential fog rolls in with perfect comic timing.

Keanu and Alex Await Godot, Find Excellent Void, Party On, Absurdity

Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter turn Beckett’s emptiness into a blockbuster of nothingness and timing.

by Riley Sloane