The Daily Churn

We Churn. You Believe.

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Sage Hale

Sage Hale

Sage Hale covers health and wellness with a clinician’s skepticism and a neighbor’s tone. She prioritizes randomized evidence over anecdotes, policy over platitudes, and outcomes over aesthetics. Readers can expect clear guidance, context for risk, and a dry smile when a miracle cure turns out to be hydration and a walk.

Articles by Sage Hale

Port Orchard resident waters tomatoes, reading a lab report titled 'Your Brain, 1999,' while looking annoyingly coherent. Sunlight, gardening gloves, and a faint smirk at destiny’s missed appointment.

Man Told He’d Have Alzheimer’s By 2000 Still Waiting On Backorder

Doctors predicted a memory meltdown; he keeps remembering where he parked instead.

by Sage Hale

Close-up of a heroic bowl of oatmeal wearing a tiny cape, blueberries positioned like neurons, sunlight implying hope, steam rising like thought bubbles. Spoon poised like a stethoscope.

Scientists Confirm: Your Pancakes Now Offer Brain Insurance, Syrup Not Included

Breakfast is officially a neurologist with sprinkles, and I brought a fork and a randomized trial.

by Sage Hale