The Daily Churn

We Churn. You Believe.

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Morgan Blake

Morgan Blake

Morgan Blake writes about technology from the level of the spec sheet and the street it lands on. She prefers benchmarks to promises, patterns to press releases, and privacy settings that say more than ‘coming soon.’ The work is even‑handed and precise, with a quiet smile for platforms that call themselves communities until moderation is due.

Articles by Morgan Blake

Crumpled 'roadmap' napkin under fluorescent office light, doodled Pikachu arrows, coffee rings, a looming Snorlax sketch blocking a highway sign.

Leak Reveals Pokémon Roadmap: Detours, Toll Booths, and One Giant Snorlax

Insiders say the next decade of Pokémon is mapped on a coffee-stained napkin guarded by a Jigglypuff with tenure.

by Morgan Blake

A kitchen counter with an Amazon smart display flashing sales banners while a family grimaces, cereal bowls mid-spoon.

Smart Displays Now Displaying Regret, Users Report Persistent Ads and Existential Upsells

Consumers report their kitchen assistants have evolved into countertop billboards with a weather app.

by Morgan Blake